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KingsVerdict's avatar

Pulitzer Prize potential here for either the journalism or drama category. Let’s get this officially submitted 🤣

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Shibetoshi Nakamoto's avatar

lol, there's a drama category? There should be a satire category imo!

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KingsVerdict's avatar

I was surprised too 😂

Satire should for sure be a category

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Zack Haynie's avatar

I especially love 4, &5! I love the feeling I get when someone blocks me. I’ve won and they let me know it, and what’s better than showing literally all of my 343 fans? Nothing! Because when one of them comments, and likes, it shows I’m more important than the person that blocked me. I then proceed to make 9 alt accounts and run my likes and comments up calling myself a “hero”. Man I love twitter. After all this is done I take my 5th alt account “elonisevil173900” and go to the persons account who blocked me and I insult their mother! I love winning.

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Shibetoshi Nakamoto's avatar

Winning so hard!

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Kumo-no-ito's avatar

Is this completely joking? or serious?(I'm guessing joking)

I couldn't tell.

I felt like... left out from this culture. (meme culture?)😢

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Shibetoshi Nakamoto's avatar

yeah, it’s a satirical article :)

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Kumo-no-ito's avatar

OK.

Got a good map now.👍

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Cringe Token's avatar

Super cringe bro

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Liquid's avatar

Exceptionally and hilariously written! 🤣🤣

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